.... 1)Job created boredom near to death 2)and the death would not come and the boredom was without relent and delerium was upon the face of the Bored and the spirit of resentment was upon the face of the Office. 3)and the Bored said, Let there be blog: and there was blog
Ok, so I think we all see what is spawning this venture. Pure, unadulterated Boredom. Let's not confuse this little cubby hole in cyberspace with some higher purpose to enlighten the masses and bring untold fame and self-satisfaction to the author. No, this is pretty much just a personal project to kill time during an excrutiatingly boring job and maybe put into material existence some of the random nonsense that bounces around the head of myself and a few select sociopaths that I consider to be my near and dears, during the course of the day. Any illusions of regularly scheduled posts, consistent subject matter, or even consideration for others should be quickly dismissed. You may get offended, you may piss yourself laughing, you may call your congressman, who knows? There is no format, there is no purpose, there is no spoon. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Alright, I think you get the picture. So grab your acapulco shirts, your tape recorder for special music and your suitcase. We've got a very fast car with no top.... Get In
The gangs all here, and they're hungry...
ReplyDeleteand this is why Alah created Peruvian Rotisserie Chicken.... praise be to El Pollo Rico
ReplyDeleteDeath to the Infidels!
that is all....
White meat or dark meat???
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter...as long as its pink in the middle, nyigga!!!
No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about the hippos. They're just big bath babies. No. You gotta watch out for the gerbils. They'll really fuck you up.
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